yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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