Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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