I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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