There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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