You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize