Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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