i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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