Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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