I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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