had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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