3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
A+ Viking dick
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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