I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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