How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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