P.S. I can't hear my feet
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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