We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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