No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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