I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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