Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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