I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Dignity is for republicans.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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