we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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