That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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