yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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