another moral hangover. fuck.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
