At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
