So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
