ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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