i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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