so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just forgot I was standing up.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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