So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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