Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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