Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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