You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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