Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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