we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
50% drunk capacity currently
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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