Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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