Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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