Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I need to calm my uterus...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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