Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
PANTIES FOUND
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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