So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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