The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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