im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
is that a dick in a sweater?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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