glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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