I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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