At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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