Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
There r osticjed everywhere
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Randomize
