One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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