I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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