i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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