I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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