thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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