margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
This baby is an asshole
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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