this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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