so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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