I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Ladies don't puke and tell
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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