OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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