that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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