That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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