I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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