and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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